ESP Biography

Brief Biographical Sketch:

My name's Josh. I suppose that doesn't tell you much, since I bet you've known at least one of my many doppelgangers at one point or another, so I might as well try and distinguish myself. So, I once made a blog. This is on-topic and relevant, I promise. Anyway, I made a blog. In it, they asked me for some personal information. As I went through the list, my thought process went something like this:

Name: sure.
Age: like I'm going to tell them the real one anyhow.
What are your personal interests: burn stuff.
Where are you from: AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---

See, for most people, that's a simple question, for me, it's a signal for a period of existential soul-searching and a night spent drinking far too much soda. Far too much. If you want the simple answer, let's just say I'm from the internet. If you don't, then I'll tell you that I'm from all over the place - born in Long Beach, CA, moved to the San Francisco Bay Area at 7, then moved again to Singapore at 12 (no, not the small town in Nebraska (I actually just made that up (ooh! nested parentheses!))). But somehow, in the middle of it all, I ended up here, and I seem to be juggling several classes, a social life, and my diabolos pretty well so far.

Past Classes