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STEVEN WHITE, A New Hope




Major: Economics

College: MIT

Year of Graduation: 2011

Email Address: Email hidden for privacy
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Brief Biographical Sketch:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . .

STAR WARS

Episode IV: The Hopers

It is a dark time for fans. George Lucas has begun
work on a new set of revisions even more awful
first dreaded Special Editions. When completed, these
revisionist pieces of trash will spell certain doom for
the small band of conservatives trying to restore
respect and tradition to the galaxy.

Luckily, these rebels have won their first victory against
Lucas. The fact that Han Shot First is now so widely
acknowledged that George Lucas has sent his most
sinister fanboys in pursuit of Steve White.

Evading their starfleet, a small group of fighters have
established a base on the socially remote campus of MIT.
They need your help, you are their only hope of
preventing more retards from refering to "Star Wars"
as "A New Hope" and celebrating the Super Special Edition. . . .

(I HATE it when people say "A New Hope." It's like calling Halo "Combat Evolved.")



Past Classes

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Discussion on Ethics in SPLASHONWHEELS (2008)
This class is a new idea, I have no idea how well it will work out but I have high ...


Political Movements: ONE Vote 08 in SPLASHONWHEELS (2008)
There have been a number of broad-based political movements in U.S. history. Some succeeded, some failed, and some had mixed ...


Global Health and Political Activism in SPLASH (2007)
Everyone knows a lot of people die every year because of disease. But who dies and why? Could any of ...