You can find classes about how to make code more efficient everywhere, but not how to make it worse! This course will be a thorough introduction to the art of making everybody who reads your code burst into tears (perhaps from laughter) and hate your guts. Topics include: • Identifying "Good Code" from what is so called "Bad Code" • How to make your code readable (or not) • De-optimising your code • Living with errors as opposed to handling them • Awesome Naming Nomenclature (including emojis for those Zoomers) • Make your file size smaller • Looking like a h4ck3r • No OOPs only loops • Esoteric Programming Languages (including LOLCODE, Chef, and TrumpScript) • and actually applicable knowledge sprinkled throughout