Come learn about the strange theories of Aristotle (and maybe a few other people if we have time), from the spectacularly cool to the spectacularly wrong! Actually, they're usually both at once, but that's part of the fun. Potential topics include but are not limited to: what "the Ancients believed there were four elements" really means, why you shouldn't publish your lecture notes, how something called the theory of forms unifies all parts of Aristotle's science (and why that's really cool), ridiculous research failures, and, yes, unicorns.