Have you ever wanted to whack people with pool noodles duct-taped to PVC pipes, or roughly equivalent objects? Have you never really thought about it, but now that we mention it you kinda do? Then we have the class for you! You'll learn the ancient and revered art of boffer combat from fencing masters Ross and Ben. We'll teach you all our most powerful techniques, then let you loose upon each other in a high-stakes tournament to be crowned... THE BOFFING MASTER. Winner will receive a fancy hat.