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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . .

STAR WARS

Episode IV: The Hopers

It is a dark time for fans. George Lucas has begun
work on a new set of revisions even more awful
first dreaded Special Editions. When completed, these
revisionist pieces of trash will spell certain doom for
the small band of conservatives trying to restore
respect and tradition to the galaxy.

Luckily, these rebels have won their first victory against
Lucas. The fact that Han Shot First is now so widely
acknowledged that George Lucas has sent his most
sinister fanboys in pursuit of Steve White.

Evading their starfleet, a small group of fighters have
established a base on the socially remote campus of MIT.
They need your help, you are their only hope of
preventing more retards from refering to "Star Wars"
as "A New Hope" and celebrating the Super Special Edition. . . .

(I HATE it when people say "A New Hope." It's like calling Halo "Combat Evolved.")

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