Have you ever stayed up at 3 AM wondering if you could actually cook a chicken just by slapping it really, really hard? Or how long you’d survive if the Sun just... deleted itself? Or how many hamsters it would actually take to power a Tesla? The internet is full of wild theories, but in this class, we’re going to find the real answers. We are taking the most chaotic, absurd, and 'strictly theoretical' questions we can find and breaking them down to see what would really happen. We’ll explore doomsday scenarios, the limits of human survival, and all of your darkest intrusive thoughts. We’ll figure out if you can scream loud enough to boil water, if you can jump out of a falling elevator to save your life, and exactly how fast you have to drive to make a red light look green. Stop guessing and come find out exactly how the universe breaks when you push it too far.