ESP Biography



JOSHUA ALMOND, esq.




Major: Not available.

College/Employer: MIT

Year of Graduation: 2012

Picture of Joshua Almond

Brief Biographical Sketch:

I'm a nut.

*knock knock*



Past Classes

  (Look at the class archive for more.)


Cupcake Battle! in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
Can you make the tastiest, prettiest, most awesome cupcake? Learn how to spice up the average cake mix and create cupcakes that are too adorable to eat. We will teach you the basics of cupcake construction and decoration. Students then compete to make the best cupcake, there can only be one! Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate those who do not eat dairy and egg. Candies may include nuts though people with less severe allergies can opt out of using/eating them.


How to make plush sushi in Splash! 2010 (Nov. 20 - 21, 2010)
Nothing edible, just the kind of sushi you normally sleep on.


Chinese Knots in Spark! 2010 (Mar. 13, 2010)
Tie some pretty looking knots, far superior to useful knots.* *Not for use on shoes, while rock climbing, and the like


How to Eat Food Right in Spark! 2010 (Mar. 13, 2010)
There will be cake among other things, no joke. Learn how to eat like a starving engineer connoisseur college student.


Chinese Knots in Splash! 2009 (Nov. 21 - 22, 2009)
Chinese knots are made in China. China is a country. There is air in China. There are knots in China. Let us define a knot to be an image of S1 under a continuous map into R3. Because physics is important to the Chinese, our primary concern will be on knots without self-intersections. This class has nothing to do with math.