ESP Biography



VICKI CROSSON, ESP Teacher




Major: Not available.

College/Employer: Bootstrap

Year of Graduation: Not available.

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Past Classes

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X5102: Internet Reeducation: It's Over NINE THOUSAND in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
How tall is George Washington? What does Santa have in his sleigh? Where do you find lions? How are you gentlemen. This is the first of three parts of SO MUCH INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule. It's the internet. There are no rules.


X5105: Internet Reeducation: Love and Trolls in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
Do people accuse you of TROLLING? Do you know what makes the lolcat lol? Do you have a strong desire to kick Mother Nature in the face with your ENERGY LEGS?!? STOP BEING LAME AND COME LEARN ABOUT TEH INTERNETZ! This is the second of three parts of MOAR INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule...they'll all be different. It's the internet. There are no rules


X5106: Internet Reeducation: I accidentally the INTERNET in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
I internet reeducated your MOM last night, if you know what I mean. What? You don't know? Then come find out. This is the last of three parts of ALL THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule. Every part will be different...this one will be most 'off the cuff', as it were. It's the internet. There are no rules.


S5509: Chemistry of Explosions in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
Learn what makes things go bang. Covers low-order explosives such as black powder, as well as primary, secondary, and tertiary high-order explosives such as RDX and TNT. Learn what chemicals go into making explosives and how they are safely manufactured. This class makes a three-part series with "How to plan and execute operations in deep cover" and "How to be on the run from people who are more powerful than you are."


H5513: How to plan and execute covert operations in deep cover in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
Learn the essentials of covert operations work. We will analyze the success and failure of many important covert operations in an attempt to discover the elements of a successful covert op. We will study important government-sponsored covert operations as well as terrorist plots and guerilla warfare. By the end of this class, students will be familiar with these operations and the reasons for their success or failure. We cannot legally claim that you will be sufficiently knowledgeable to plan and carry out your own covert operations after this class.


A5515: How to be on the run from people who are more powerful than you are in Splash! 2011 (Nov. 19 - 20, 2011)
Did you piss off Michael Weston? A mob boss? The Feds? Come to this class to learn the essentials of running away and staying away from the man. Throw out your cellphones, pull out your fake passport and don your sunglasses, this class will cover how to stay low and stay on the run when you're in trouble and someone is out to get you. This class is part of a three part series with "How to plan and execute operations in deep cover" and "Chemistry of Explosions."


X4631: Internet Reeducation! Part 1 in Spark! 2011 (Mar. 12, 2011)
How tall is George Washington? What does Santa have in his sleigh? Where do you find lions? How are you gentlemen. This is the first of three parts of SO MUCH INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule. It's the internet. There are no rules.


X4633: Internet Reeducation! Part 2 in Spark! 2011 (Mar. 12, 2011)
Do people accuse you of TROLLING? Do you know what makes the lolcat lol? Do you have a strong desire to kick Mother Nature in the face with your ENERGY LEGS?!? STOP BEING LAME AND COME LEARN ABOUT TEH INTERNETZ! This is the second of three parts of MOAR INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule...they'll all be different. It's the internet. There are no rules.


X4634: Internet Reeducation! Part 3 in Spark! 2011 (Mar. 12, 2011)
I internet reeducated your MOM last night, if you know what I mean. What? You don't know? Then come find out. This is the last of three parts of ALL THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!! Feel free to sign up for all three parts, or pick and choose as fits your schedule. Every part will be different...this one will be most 'off the cuff', as it were. It's the internet. There are no rules.


W4635: Learn to knit! in Spark! 2011 (Mar. 12, 2011)
Don't know how to knit? Always wanted to try? Or do you know how to knit and just want to hang out? Join us either way!


H4100: Languages: Getting by while hopping countries in Splash! 2010 (Nov. 20 - 21, 2010)
Вы хотите comprendre un peu de mehreren Sprachen para viajar y comunicar? Have you ever wished you could speak a little bit of many languages so that you can communicate with a wide range of people? Learn a few things about how to learn the basics and set yourself up to learn as you go through a foreign country, even if it's only for a few days.


X4203: Internet Reeducation, Part 1 in Splash! 2010 (Nov. 20 - 21, 2010)
The Internet Reeducation Project is dedicated to educating the populous about the Internet through a high-intensity lecture and seminar series designed to expose the participant to a maximum number of historically significant memes and videos in minimum time. For more information, see http://web.mit.edu/cmerrill/www/reeducation.html


X4204: Internet Reeducation, Part 2 in Splash! 2010 (Nov. 20 - 21, 2010)
The Internet Reeducation Project is dedicated to educating the populous about the Internet through a high-intensity lecture and seminar series designed to expose the participant to a maximum number of historically significant memes and videos in minimum time. For more information, see http://web.mit.edu/cmerrill/www/reeducation.html This is part two a series. Sign up for one, or both. But remember...double sessions are SO INTENSE!


W4206: Trash and Textiles in Splash! 2010 (Nov. 20 - 21, 2010)
Knit, sew, crochet...make a soft and squishable thing...it's all so cliche. Ever considered ditching the yarn? Tossing the cotton cloth? Grab some needles and start knitting with a more exciting medium. Trash bags? VHS tape? Copper wire? You name it. Pick up an iron, and make a robust plastic "fabric" that you can sew... Come make crazy-weird things with us. This is *not* going to help you learn to knit...but if you know, come play with non-yarn materials with us! And if you don't, come see what you can make anyways.


C3296: Bootstrap: Create Your Own Videogame in Scheme in Spark! 2010 (Mar. 13, 2010)
Bootstrap is an afterschool program that teaches middle schoolers across the country how to program video games in Scheme. Normally, it runs for 10 weeks. We have 3 hours. ...This is going to be fun!